would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Bring me that man meat
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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