Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
