I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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