Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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