My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Randomize
