i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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