one word: firstdatebathroomanal
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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