the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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