Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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