she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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