I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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