Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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