Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yo dont text me then not text me
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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