She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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