Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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