No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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