I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
