I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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