If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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