Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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