"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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