Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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