you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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