its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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