forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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