I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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