You just made me feel so damn special
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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