what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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