Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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