Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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