David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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