He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i think i just lost a toe
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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