You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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