she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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