I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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