just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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