I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
try to milk me bitch
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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