If i come over, it means nothing
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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