that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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