u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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