I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
love makes seman taste better
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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