Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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