Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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