And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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