if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think I died a long time ago.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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