I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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