Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
