Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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