what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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