Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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