we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She told me I should be a condom model.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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