Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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