Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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