I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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