So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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